My name is Murrell, and I'm pretty much clueless when it comes to women. When it comes to women, everything I do is wrong. Women turn me down for a date and try to convince their doing me a favor. I just always get it wrong. For example, I was driving home from work today, and I stopped at a light, maybe 5 or 6 cars back. I saw a pretty red-haired girl walking her dog. I immediately begin to have an inner dialouge with myself, thinking how nice it would be to a completely different person that I might have the confidence to roll down my window and ask for her number, strike up a conversation, something along those lines. She looks over at me, and gives me a weird look. That's when I notice that the light had turned green and all of the cars in front of me were gone. So basically it looked like I had stopped in the middle of the street to check her out...yeah, that's not creepy.
No wonder I'm still single. I can't even stare at women properly.
Thanks for reading.
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